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He never misses
So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh
If you’re a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.
This infograph is very compelling
Lol … city and multiple traffic tickets to families … “You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed”
Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.
Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws … your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.
Nice roast
What about “grinded”? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.
Lol. Grinded
“It’s PEOPLE!”
…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩
Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn’t actually burn very well.
gotta jerk’em first, get those fluids out
That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first
Someone go post this in FuckCars
Do they fuck cars there?
I’m sure some of them would secretly like to
Cremation is the future
triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!
Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?
Now put them in a singularity
We’re mostly water.
Theres good eating on one of those drivers
