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Has anyone been keeping track of this?
I’m just wondering what’s next up in the rotation. Is it announcing an intention to escort ships through the Strait? Blockading the blockade? Announcing promising negotiations?
Let’s see, he was using a threat to demand peace, then he taco’d. I bet he talks up how well the war is going while simultaneously trying to get allies to help him.
It’s really any boy’s guess cause I think he rolls a die to see what action to take. Don’t know how many sides it’s got cause it still hasn’t come up “give up.” Or maybe he sharpied over that action. He likes his sharpies.
talks up how well the war is going while simultaneously trying to get allies to help him
Ah yeah… that’s one of my favorites.
And especially because, in true spoiled toddler style, he doesn’t actually ask for help - he demands it, then bitches about not getting it.

