Scabs.
“I put the Weetabix in the blood. It gives it texture.”
— Spike
You beat me to it
Go after. A stroke victim with blood clots for that bobba tea experience.
Or a person with a uterus on their period :)
Bones
Haven’t you watched the Blade movies? At least in part 2 there is blood cocaine and blood… pudding? Something the Overlord eats.
diabetic blood
Scabs.
Bite a really skinny person. It’ll crunch.
Easy. Frozen blood.
The lore is usually that it tastes different based on what the human ate. Or whatever emotions the human is feeling.
I imagine vampires can’t just eat blood fried potatoes, but also they don’t just eat human. Maybe Cicadas and Blood. Blood and Fingernails, with the dry leavings of a Leviathan’s self measuring event. Tears can substitute only if shed without sincerity
There’s probably some interesting digestive side effects to a body used to a liquid diet.
Can imagine a plotline where the vampire is always disappearing after human-style “masking” meals to sit around with stomach cramps and the runs.











