The thumbnail had me thinking this some Star Trek shit.
Same! He’s progressing through starfleet uniforms from red shirt to admiral… or red shirt to Vulcan?
Engineering, to Command, then busted down to Science Officer?
Luigi Mangione, played by Jeffrey Combs?
Is the prosecutor’s strategy for handling Luigi to keep delaying the trial until he dies of old age? Why are they taking long for him to be able to prove his innocence?
Because his innocence is so vast that it takes time to formulate it all!
I swear that man is aging like fine wine!
Being innocent does that to a man.
Every year is a good vintage for this sumbich.
Absolute legend
I might start photoshoping my face onto his body for my profile pics.
At least he’s still getting a decent haircut?
wait, he’s 28? he’s famous enough to be in the 27 club. wait fuck. shit fuck balls how old am i. oh whew in my forties. also not famous. well only like regionally famous. like, once i farted so bad they had to evacuate a building and it made the news okay.
