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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality

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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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If having an actual personality has always evaded you, here are 30 movies you can claim are Christmas movies to make yourself seem more interesting than you are.
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    Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch

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      Snow ≠ Christmas

      It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it’s Easter themed, since it’s literally a crucifixion allegory.

      Edit: I’m a big dumb wrong person.

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        Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

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          I remember that was in the movie too!

          I need to rewatch those

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          @Zorque

          @ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it’s always winter and never Christmas.

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            So with Santa’s help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you’re not convincing me that Narnia isn’t a Christmas movie

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          Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

          He (Santa) arms the children.

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        What’s your case for Home Alone then?

        That’s a Christmas movie to the core.

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          Wait is anyone debating this?!

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          Because its an article specifically meant to infuriate people who get into these kinds of discussions.

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            God forbid we talk about articles on Lemmy!

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              … I thought that’s what we were doing.

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