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Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

watching your children die

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watching your children die

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I like how “killing others” comes after “killing yourself.”

    “I’m going to kill myself and then all of you!”

    • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works
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      Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • Judgy_McJudgerson@latte.isnot.coffee
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      Made me remember this joke:

      A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”

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    Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

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      How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

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    Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

    • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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      Guide for expectant fathers.

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    What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

    • LuciferMorningWood@lemm.ee
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      Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)

    • cloudless@lemmy.ml
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      https://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=397655&seqNum=4

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

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    Proper instruction.

  • raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works
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    kys, and then ko’s

    • bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml
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      It’s in order of usefulness

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    “Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.”. --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

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    When they don’t inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.

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    Tried 9.4.5, couldn’t get around to 9.4.6

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    simple children 💀

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    Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals

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