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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

we're cooked 🙏😭

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we're cooked 🙏😭

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world/p/2226261/we-re-cooked

original : https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/116958052819003870

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    There’s like a sad undertext here. Like a kid asking Alexa why they don’t have any friends.

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      And the corpo chatbot will of course answer, “But I’m your friend.”

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      Or a pet rock.

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        The point of the pet rock wasn’t the rock, it was the manual

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        You spelled and wrong

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    That’s technically not programmer humor

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      bet that guy creates a lot of PEBKAC though.

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      Programmer horror

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    “The plane has landed Chat, now what should I do?”

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      Stand up, immediately, and start shoving everyone as you attempt to retrieve your bag

      You’re absolutely right to push back on that, what i should have said …

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      Next time try one with flight number 815

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    “Great, based on your schedule you still have 45 minutes to get to the gate… I love you”

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      Both are correct

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    Better to have loved a bot than to never have loved at all.

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      Loving a bot will prevent people from experiencing real love.

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    Probably not an AI issue

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    Well, you know how it worries when he doesn’t call.

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    Look at all you non-lonely people with friends & family. Stop lonliness shaming.

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      Nobody is loneliness-shaming. It is shaming the use of AI to get rid of the loneliness.

      Using AI to get rid of loneliness will only amplify their loneliness.

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    Prolly fake and gay. The AI I mean, it’s fake and gay.

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