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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 3 days ago

When your bank account says “budget,” but your government says “renovation arc.

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When your bank account says “budget,” but your government says “renovation arc.

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 3 days ago
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    Elections or no, this guy has no intentions of leaving.

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      Naw, he’s building all this stuff for the next guy, because he’s generous like that.

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    Why exactly can’t the heli land on the lawn like it used to?

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      Because he’s a decrepit old man and he might fall… and get those bone spurs he said he had.

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      As a former helo person (as well as speaking as just any old person), landing in the grass is so much more bad ass, too

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    Let them eat helipads

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      Let them eat curb as i stomp their skulls

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        HEY! Not cool. It would get everywhere. That’s public infrastructure; basically littering. You should mulch and compost them responsibly.

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          Its animal feed

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