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orbitandchill@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Vintage personals

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Vintage personals

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orbitandchill@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    Well, you won’t get what you want if you don’t ask.

    You probably also won’t get it if you do ask, but at least there’s a nonzero possibility.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      One of the nuggets of actual good advice that came from the pick-up artist trend was that it’s a numbers game. There’s probably someone out there that wants exactly the same thing you, you just have to find them.

      • wingnut@lemmy.zip
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        Yes but no, but yes, but still no…

  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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    Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

    Financially resplendent?

    Resplendent isn’t the most suitable adjective for describing someone’s financial status.

    But even if it was …

    So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she’s already wealthy?

    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      I don’t see why her wealth should hold her back from falling in love with someone who loves her for who she is.

  • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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    Someone had a good laugh typing that

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Body texture?

    • groucho@retrolemmy.com
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      19 hours ago

      This, but tactile.

    • Thurstylark@lemmy.today
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      Ya, you know… Mouthfeel

    • bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Yeah, I was confused by that, too. But hey, sensory sensitivity maybe?

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      Yeah, a raster image fit to his UVs.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    He should have added a few decades to his stated age. Then he’d have picked up those looking for a lottery ticket

  • RovingDiary@lemmy.zip
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    So many fish in the sea

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

      best way to catch em

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    If I was a girl, I’d be throwing myself at this!

  • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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    Do personal ads still exist?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Pretty sure it’s just Tinder bios now

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      They do here

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