And I try

And I say, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I need an opossum in a steam punk top hat with goggles around the brim!

Alt caption: Despite all my rage…

Me:

4 Non-blondes: What’s up?

Something was trying to send me a message today on my walk. I was all by myself on a wooded trail, deep in the forest, and I heard something hiss my name. Was it a possum? Is that possumble?

Fabulous.

So close. I feel it should end with a “?!”