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minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·1 year ago“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air” How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109arrow-down4·1 year agoWith a high rate of mooovement.
minus-squaredoublejay1999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down5·1 year agoHe had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
minus-squareRinseDrizzle@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down4·1 year agoThink we milked this for all its worth
minus-squareEvilEyedPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down4·1 year agoNaw I still got some beef with this story
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoMaybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track. Edit: Extra pun
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down5·1 year agoand a lot of moooomentum
minus-squareelephantium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·1 year agoFetchez la vache!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoFirst assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoTrains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
minus-squaresouperk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 year agoIt’s like it was hit by a train!
minus-squareemergencyfood@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoThe average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.
“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air”
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
With a high rate of mooovement.
He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don’t have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.
Edit: Extra pun
and a lot of moooomentum
Fetchez la vache!
No bull
First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
Trains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
It’s like it was hit by a train!
The average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.