Happy official DT Go Fuck Yourself Day
From a cocktail bar in Japan:

I couldn’t bring myself to say it, but the drink was absolutely delicious.
Lol. I would so do it for the experience
Oh so this is why everyone is saying go fuck yourself

eee it’s official!
I’ve tried but I can’t bend like that
There’s workshops you can do.
If you use toys, is that still fucking yourself?
Interestingly I am just so disinterested regarding my x i don’t even feel like saying go fuck yourself , i have no emotional reaction at all , not numb, just don’t care
meh
I am le tired, so many dim sims I swear I smell like one now.
I am le dim sim.
I worked in a food processing kitchen for a few months and I swear I smelt like bin juice. After a while I could taste it. I stayed for the cash until I got better cash.
Good lord that is such a nasty term, yet so accurate.
Ewwwww bin juice eughhh! I prefer dim sim!
I used to cut up fruit and veg so yeah bin juice.
This might be akin to my cousin working at a choc shop. Eating anything was ok. Took about 2 weeks to overdose and find it all revolting
Urg, flash back to retail days with broken Easter Eggs. Somehow did not overdose, but hindsight tells me I definitely should have.
Scratch that - I overdosed on shitty chocolate. The good stuff is still worth it.
Bill Cat has settled in very well. He is eating again, he is active, he is better than ever at peeing in the litter box , he is curious about his surroundings and wants to go out , I think he’s a little bored so I’ll make him some toys😊
What kind of toys does he like? Alfie goes through funny phases with his toy selection.
What kind of toys does he like?
CEO should probably sit that question out 🙃
I like feathers too.
No one’s feather shaming!
The safe word is H5N1… bit awkward to say mid act but if you have 2 bird baths then you have to be careful about these things.
The traffic light system works. Red Red Red Red. Go amber there tiger or it’ll be over soon. Ooooo green oooo yes green ooo yeah.
bird/feathers type toys
I am starting to miss my past beautiful house and the beach, I just need to get busy doing stuff 😊
We have begun…

bottom left one is staring into my soul.
Mission accomplished. (Actually not quite what I intended, but they will do)
Love it!!
scary
Feeling cute today. I might go fuck my self.

well you do have a cute puss face 😺
Getting ready for summer by investing in some blockout curtains. Taking down the semi-sheer dark coloured bullshit roller blinds. Gonna start with adhesive rod hooks but I see renters are allowed to drill mounts these days. I think I’d only need 1 extra hole and could do the sheer/blockout combo. Couldn’t give a flying fuck about body corporate insisting on dark curtains, they’ll never know. Love a project!
Edit: Well, after exploring many options I don’t think this will be possible unless I go to the trouble of reskinning the roller blinds. Bugger.
Buy some of the blackout window film. It helps loads. Peels off easy too when renting.
I want something I can open and close or stick up and take down. I did get some of the plastic blockout sheets but they don’t make em big enough for my window, so I had to carve them up and it looks like arse. I’ll figure something out!
can just put up sheer curtains instead. Store the rollers nicely and put them back when you leave. We had the ol’ aluminium venetians for our last house stuffed in a cupboard for 12 years :P
I thought it might be nice to show Bill the backyard. He was too scared still. 😔So extra cuddles for him.
Anyone else sick of the “CONTAINS xxg PROTEEEEEIN” fad that’s going across all food right now?! Hits me right in the HIGH FIBRE, LOW FAT gut.
Just another fad. This too will pass and we’ll be back to some other attribute to sell more junk food. The actual attribute really doesn’t matter unless you’re allergic. Or diabetic. Or similar.
allergic
so many of these protein additives are milk whey
I cannot do a bridge. Added to the never ending list of physical things I want to learn. Wish I did Gymnastics as a kid
Wow, that’s something I haven’t tried in many, many years. But might just do so or work towards it. Seems like the kind of goal one could accomplish.
A bridge? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_(exercise)
this looks like something yogis and acrobats do
time for latin disco
I feel like I kicked off a bit of a boot buying trend at work. All these women commented how nice my new boots look and now they’re ordering boots for their husbands. One woman got the caramel Craftmens. They look good in photos, even the quick ones I took on my phone, but are an off looking yellowy brown in person. I’m sure once they have some wear on them they’ll look great though.
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Burnt moussaka, no alcohol beer, and sugar free gummy bears
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Those who deserve to Get Fucked will have their guts royally Fucked 😘
Can I please get a shiitake mushroom and chicken soup?
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You fool! Those are powerup mushrooms! They’ll go mad with power!!
Yes.
Porridge and cream please chef.
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Thanks chef!
ugh. Brain so fried I cannot even geek properly name of my nas. Halp.
names we already have: Proxmox enclosure: Trantor (production) Gobber (fucking around)
PABX: Nyota
Alpine middle man: Malcolm
Backup Server: StarsEnd
Virtualised old XP machine: Vnigma (nothing clever, virtualised enigma)
but the nas. what to name the nas. why is this so important. where is brain.Lil NAS X
I suggest Towel
Eh, throw it in
Watched the trailer for the Narnia movie coming out next year and I’m definitely interested!
I’m not sure about this working as a movie. It’s not the most interesting of the books by a long shot.
I’m excited, love Narnia, hope the child actors are good.
I choose to believe they will be! The movie looks kind of insane, definitely one to see on a big screen.
so I don’t think this particular story has been dramatised before, I’m looking forward to it 😊
Today I completed Section One of Duolingo Latin. That was about 50 units and I repeated them over and over so I would learn them. 😵💫 Ego pooped sum















