Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What's your favorite dad joke?

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.
- Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world
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  Why don’t Chryslers have horns?
  
  Because they say DODGE on the front.

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