What is this? A sausage party?

enters party

“Sorry partner, you have to hand them over at the entrance.”

take my glizzy out of the holster and gives them to the gentleman

“And the other one?”

roll up my pants leg revealing an ankle holster with a cocktail wiener inside

i mean if everybody eats two hot dogs each that’s only enough food for 56 people how many hot dogs should they have brought

also what the fuck is a shaboingboing