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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon wants parenting advice

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Anon wants parenting advice

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Ants are bastards though, frogs don’t hurt you :(

    • Linkerbaan@lemmy.world
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      Ants are nature’s cleaning robots they’re amazing

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        They also crawled all over and bit me when I was a child, so I had very little qualms with shoving a stick in their pile and pouring glue down it when I was like… 10

        They are pretty cool though

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Little bastards gave me warts. And gonorrhea.

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        Shouldn’t have fucked the frog then.

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          What is the point of life, then?

          • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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            You only need to kiss the frog to figure out if it’s a prince though.

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              I just uhhh wanted to make sure…

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        https://media.tenor.com/oLUsQJCZOOMAAAAe/concernedfroge.png

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