Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.
So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.
I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.
I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.
hey why not kill yourself instead of badgering homeless people? you’ll do the world a favor
Suicide recommendations AND racism. Oh man, you’re really going for the troll bingo here. What’s next? Another poop balls emoji? Maybe call me a lib? I’ve never encountered anyone like you online ever before. You’re truly unique. I am humbled.
So just to make sure I’m tracking:
…you see how you’re doing the very thing you claim to be upset with me about here, right? (arguably worse: you’ve been racist against me and wished me suffering and harm - I’ve done neither to op).
And if none of that moves the needle (I don’t expect it to, you don’t seem very intelligent), maybe this will be more your speed:
Cry harder
Shut the fuck up ranchblood