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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit

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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who advocated for Simpson…
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    Rest in Piss.

    Truly one of the great failings of Justice.

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      It sure was, when they let a literal Nazi cop on the force to eventually fuck up the legitimacy of the case, and who the hell knows what else… Something tells me OJ wasn’t the only killer in that courtroom.

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      “Cops framed a guilty man.”

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      And a good example for not excusing bad behavior just because someone is a star athlete

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