Scissor me timbers
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Cake day: October 28th, 2023
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3·5 days agoSounds like it was written by an LLM.
1128·5 days agoI know this house! The woman waving on the front porch actually died, leaving behind her elderly husband. He was so devastated when she died, and he became kind of a recluse. The government wanted to tear down the house, so he got a bunch of helium balloons and lifted the house away to go live by a waterfall or something. Also there was a boy scout and a talking dog for some reason. I don’t know, I could be remembering this wrong.
3·6 days agoDrafting vellum?
2·10 days agoI wouldn’t think so because you would need tens or hundreds of Bluetooth/WiFi radios. Even then they could still know that “here comes that guy with hundreds of Bluetooth/WiFi radios.”
A simpler solution might be to use randomized and regularly rotated mac addresses for your WiFi chips, which is easy enough on any android/Linux device. However, I’m not sure what other unique identifiers they could use for fingerprinting.
5·12 days agoConsidering that LLMs are just word guessing machines and not actual intelligence, that’s not likely to happen.
The secret trick billionaires don’t want you to know.
bug-accurate compatibility
Does this mean they had to implement bugs from the GNU versions as compatibility features? Do you have a source for that? I’d be interested to read what kinds of things that entails.
Same. Can we put our dicks away yet?
My father always said we don’t need buttholes, but he was full of shit.
2·26 days agoiconic rectangular shape
Ah yes, when I think of rectangles, as one does, the bath towel is where my mind always goes first.
I think the hope is that the lack of water for cooling will cause permanent damage by overheating. But the reality is there are failsafes to prevent this.
2·29 days agoI need at least 4 strokes to have a good time.
8·30 days agoI’d be OK with literal neutering in this case.
No, no. OP said “worst”. This is peak web design.
About as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
3·1 month agoMaybe he used to be a piece of shit, but people can change. I used to be a piece of shit… slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch. You would have not liked me back then.
Fun fact: Pringles was originally supposed to manufacture tennis balls, but when the first truck of rubber was supposed to arrive, they brought potatoes instead. Pringles is a laid back company, so they just said, “fuck it, cut 'em up!”