When Christmas is too hot for a jumper, I also have an equally obnoxious button down shirt covered in candy canes

💯 🤘

Christmas was bountiful.

I have procured

• new coat
• several new shirts, jeans etc
• perfume
• tiny wee rechargeable blender and selection of protein shakes for fitness gainz
• enamel pin selection
• a ceramic wall hanging doodad that looks exactly like Chook
• a Lions club fruit cake 😁

Gyoza report?

I love it

Jingle jumper is a go. I have…maybe three days a year when I can wear this stupid thing 🔔 🔔 🔔

Merry crisis everyone

A deep fried elf?

What a tasty workplace accident

Thank you Bacon Claus. Merry Christmas.

Got any mince pies?

7/10

I shame my festive kin

At my folks’ place. Next door’s teenage daughter just dropped off a plate of gingerbread men.

She’s a lovely kid, that one

Outstanding.

Watching the market melt down this morning was glorious. My viewpoint from my apartment overlooks the fish market…it was like someone had kicked an ant’s nest

Oh, I’m sure I’ve forgotten something vital. I just can’t think of anything it might be

A hamper has arrived from work. I am now richer by

• 1 box cashew brittle
• 1 box assorted fancy chocolates with native flavours
• 1 block dark chocolate with finger lime
• 1 box milk chocolate hearts
• 1 pack salted caramel biscuits
• 1 pack jam drop biscuits with Davidson plum
• 3 fancy protein bars

I am happy to placate Santa Claws with mince pies if need be

I’m so organised this year, I don’t know what to do with myself

New coat, I’m not being eaten this year

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-24/christmas-songs-quiz/106133752

I’m going to bed. Night night