All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if this is creative: when I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even… heard of one or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. I was five. Five years old! Couldn’t even talk yet!

• Michael Scott
  • Albino Python

If you delegate a bunch of idiots to do a job and they fuck up, it’s your responsibility.

I don’t know if it existed in the game but this reminded me of og Tomb Raider for some reason.

I had a dream you cheated on me and killed the dog, comfort me.

That’s enough internet for the day. Thanks.

There’s an XKCD reference here in too lazy to link.

I hope I have a body like that when I’m her age and I’m a dude.

It’s sad that people are killing their children. It’s not the children’s fault their parents are idiots.

And all of the support ships not pictured here.

I’ve seen bigger.

Gulf of Texas

Yeah, he already got the money for the car.

Well said. The people that have been clamoring “wake up sheeple” are now mad that people are “woke”.

Sounds like something Philomena Cunk would say.

I am still waiting to see if they kept the ‘play by cloud’ feature.