I had a bit of a wacky dream last night but it revealed to me the UCL final. Bayern vs Arsenal. I’ll be thrilled if it ends up being right lmao

(Unfortunately the result was not a part of said dream 😅)

Tottenham x Peppa Pig. Couldn’t make it up

Good result!

We need to stop with these sloppy passes. Very basic errors

Yessss Viktor let’s go big man

PEN

When I tell people I don’t drink they sometimes think I used to be an alcoholic or something. I just think it tastes like shit lol

Thank you all for the kind words, I really appreciate it!

PSG absolutely elite. On current form wouldn’t fancy us against either of these teams though. Unreal game

One nil to the Arsenal lol

That was stressful. We really need to improve still.

Great goal, but not inspired by this so far.

Love how Wolves’ entire left side is either a Gomes or a Bueno

I seen a goth girl once holding hands with a guy in an Adidas tracksuit and shaved head. Such a fashion mismatch but actually quite wholesome!

清醒白日梦 (Awakening daydream) - Chinese football

I’m from Northern Ireland so I can (try to) explain. It’s a joke about entrenched tribalism here. No matter who you are or what your beliefs are, you’re judged on where you’re from (a “Catholic area” or “Protestant area”) and what your family’s religious background is.

For example, I’m considered to be a part of the Protestant/Unionist community due to where I grew up and who my family were even though I am completely non-religious and my worldview has no resemblance to that of traditional Unionism. I’m descended from British people who colonised the North of Ireland during the Ulster plantations.

The joke is just exaggerating and poking fun at the divide, implying that you could be literally anyone and would still be asked if you’re Catholic or Protestant. I.e. “I’m Muslim” “Yes but are you a Catholic Muslim or a Protestant Muslim”.

Hope this makes sense. Like pretty much everything with the past 5 centuries of Irish history, its hard to explain.

Mommy Linda? Yes… yes

The nerdy girl in the movie actually being stunning IRL was always amusing

I played Enlisted for a few hours a day up until last year. It stopped being fun when I realised I was getting frustrated at topping the scoreboard in most games because my perception was that my teammates were bad or weren’t trying hard enough. The problem was me playing too much and having end game gear which gave me a huge advantage.

I just stick to singleplayer games now.

It’s criminal that we let them beat us twice in such massive games in such a short period of time. We haven’t been good enough for a while now, can’t score a normal goal to save our lives. I think we’ve got another defeat in us before the end of the season, and City just look like they’re going to cruise through now.

Feels like we’re nailed on to lose this one honestly.