I aim to be more human. I aim to be less apathetic as a human. Apathy grows, like a tree, and I aim to prune my own.

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  • If you mix the spice with the milk before you add it to the other stuff, it should work a bit better to avoid the pockets of flavor. You’ll still want to stir the finished product, but as long as you don’t give it time to separate before pouring in, should help a lot.

    You can also make whatever kind of microwave popcorn you want, just get some brown paper lunch bags and loose popping corn, put about a cup of corns in the bag, fold the end over several times, and pop it like regular microwave popcorn (you’ll wanna watch the time until you get a feel for how long it takes, since the volume is different than pre-packaged) then take your seasoning of choice and either sprinkle on directly (if powder seasoning it should stick fine without help) or spray some water/drizzle some butter or oil and use that to stick on your flavors if they are bigger bits. Im a big fan of garlic and sweet onion popcorn :) and if you skip the oil, super healthy snack. I kept a jar of corns and a small spice cabinet at work so I could make it whenever, was lovely.





  • Any two adults on one of those things would have that happen. It’s inevitable. Adults have a much higher center of gravity, and are heavier in general, than kids, for whom the equipment is scaled and for whom the spring resistance is set. It starts to fall over, and keeps going until someone loses grip, at which point the other person is launched regardless of relative weight differences. Its all about that spring.

    This is an “adults on kid stuff are funny” thing. Doesn’t have to be more than that. Any adults who fuck around on playground equipment should have a general understanding of this, what with it being a near universal experience.




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    Last night at about 2AM I went for a walk around town because it was really nice out, and the quiet stillness of liminality is very peaceful.

    I ended up by some sort of community center building, didn’t really pay much attention to what it was and I havent really been down that way before, but there was a flock of deer on the lawn, two standing and five more laying down.

    I sat myself down on the curb across the street, and interacted with them for about half an hour. They make weird noises. I had no idea.

    They did not like the “hiiiiii baaaaaabyyyyyy!” Treatment, but they did seem to like/were interested in rapid clicking. They didnt approach me or anything, which is just as well those fuckers are scary up close, but we mutually watched each other and that was fun.






  • I used to work at a company that processed business-end taxes.

    I’m going to make my American compatriots very uncomfortable - I’ve very possibly seen your full social and address info. We handled about a third of all business taxes. I don’t care to use any of it, cuz I also got wage info. Y’all broke. (Same)

    because the company I worked for processed your taxes. And your HR people are garbage and don’t know how to do their job.

    I cannot tell you how many times I had to request my IT team to scrub files from our retention policy because your shitty HR sent it to me in cleartext to troubleshoot instead of through our encrypted box.