Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?”

“Fuck off! ‘Judean People’s Front’. We’re the People’s Front of Judea! ‘Judean People’s Front’.”

For some reason this article brings up a childhood memory of an opera singing orange on Sesame Street.

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.

“Defense network computers. New.… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

Patisserie Chicken

Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes.

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

Pawn Star.

“the equivalent of a full work week — that resulted in $733 worth of time lost.”

Did it result in time lost or do people still do their full hours and effectively extend their workday to accomodate these long commute times. If the latter then what is actually lost is personal time (family time, exercise time, time to cook healthy meals, rest, etc).

Gump

“What do they want from me? I’m good-natured. I’m good-hearted. I’m good-looking. Every day, I’m out there trying to make the world safe. For Germany America. I don’t want war. All I want is peace. Peace.

[singing and dance number start]

A little piece of Poland Canada, A little piece of France Greenland, A little piece of …”

That is a really insensitive and highly offensive association that this sketch artist has made. Dogs deserve much better than being compared to Rudy Giuliani.

Benefits of walking 20 minutes a day

If you look at the related articles at the end of the main article, you will see they have used this image with the same caption on lots of Nvidia articles. I clicked through through a few related articles and kept on finding more and more articles with the same image.

South of the border you can no longer watch films that go “South of the Border”.

Lol. I am getting down voted to hell for a cheesy chess pun.

It sure does put FIDE in a bind.