I can whistle really well

#livingcarfree

#worthit

*Shocked Pikachu*

“Also, that’ll be $200”

Have you tried hitting her?

Oh man this format takes me way back! IMHO it’s still one of the very best.

I’ve had plenty of really good craft beer but anything mass produced is fine at best and gutter water at worst.

That is until you learn that space spiders are invisible

And somehow USPS can still pay their couriers more.

As an American, this warms my heart. I’d do the same if I wasn’t worried about being violently assaulted for doing so.

Although no one was prosecuted

Why the FUCK do we keep letting people get away with this shit??

I haven’t had it in many many years but in high school Little Caesar’s and Taco Bell were what my friends bribed me with to convince me to chauffeur them around town. I remember thinking Little Caesar’s could hold its own against the other pizza chains like Dominoes and Papa John’s so long as you didn’t try to eat it after it got cold.

Zero. I used to have a fried egg for lunch every day but many years ago something switched in my brain and now the flavor of them really puts me off.

Seems like you’re inferring a lot from a meme…

Uh oh, you’ve stirred up the armchair nutritionists again! Here to tell us how nutritionally deficient a plant-based diet is!

Please! We’re in dire need of consequences.

La Migra!

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