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… couldn’t be worse than the current giant “ass-roid”

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I thought the onion was a parody news source?

Futurama did it, in the 3rd act of “Reincarnation”

at first I thought it was the Sting because of the bee wax, but then I remembered it was the holiday special where everyone ends up as natural bee wax Kwanzaa candles

"your 3¢ titanium tax goes too far …

and your 3¢ titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough"

(just watched last night, but the name escapes me, and I don’t want to cheat w/google)

thanks and it was first used as the fake movie name to keep “Return of the Jedi” a secret.

that’s " John fucking Zoidberg"

• silence of the clamps

it was actually one that I remember playing when I was younger. The name always stuck in my brain because of the initials and what they stood for. Glad you found it

MDK - Murder Death Kill (?). but the player/character wore all black

100% sci fi magic, but the visuals he describes of cyberspace still are how i imagine it

i read it just a couple of years after it came out, it took me several reads to get into it but has become one of my favorites. That said, some of it, like the opening line, probably doesn’t make sense to younger people… “The sky above the Port was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel” evoked a completely different mental image in the days before digital TVs.

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I heard starting 9/19 hes allowed to sell. so, yeah, hes selling

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Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the “beetlejuice handy” under a blanket

“in 50yrs, who will care?”

sounds like the name of the right wing ‘grindr’ app

something not taught in school, but Iron Maiden taught me of Paschendale

if you eat it, you’re gonna have a bad time