

British canals are essentially currentless, and are one of the safest bodies of water to accidentally fall into. They average 3 feet deep, and you will be able to stand up and not drown if you do happen to fall into one.

Here’s two stills from videos of people falling into canals in the UK. Note how they are standing up without issue.


What do you believe, then? Do you believe these people slipped into waist-deep water, thought “oh no, guess I’ll die”, refused to stand up to not drown, and casually let themselves drown? I predict you won’t actually answer my question and will respond with attacks instead.