You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!
I got you, buddy.
Muffin is a good dog!
I’ve been watching a hundred of solitude, and I’m surprised no one is talking about it.
Good job! Nice work!
Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.
According to China’s Guiyang Evening Post, Liu’s ‘experience’ led her to inspect the woman’s anus, which she claimed ‘could fit three fingers.’
That poor woman!
Yeah, but you are probably a normal person with sense of decency.
Fat chance. Pardons are for paying customers and useful goons.
My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.
No, let him. He is trying to help us.
My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.
" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.
Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.
To shreds, you say.
See, what people don’t realize, cactus thrive on neglect.
Is it as good as 3 penis wine?
https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc?si=er39G1SDmwVHs1TW