Yeah Karl I got your money right here

Teethmaxxing and mogging on plankton

the hindi equivalent of “Ich bin ein Berliner”

मैं एक जेली डोनट हूँ

You might get some temporary relief, but in my experience physical therapy, massage, yoga, stretching, and exercise are all better in the long term.

I have a spot in my back that often gets “stuck” for lack of a better word. Like everything gets painfully clenched up and I can’t stand up straight fully. I’ve gone to a couple chiropractors and sometimes they’re able to crack that spot and get it unstuck, but that relief usually only lasts a few days. For a while my insurance paid for me to get a massage and a physical therapy session every week, and that helped more than anything, although it took a couple weeks to see big results. Eventually I was able to stretch and loosen up that spot in my back by myself.

FNAF futa SFM porn

I’m glad I don’t know what that means

“In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they’ve got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America? Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don’t have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn’t have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they’re all fictional.”

“How’d all these communists get in my socialist org?”

Lol aren’t DSA meetings open to the public? Not really a big scoop if any journalist could just show up and take notes.

I know that this is just rotating villain shit, but I do have to point out that any party with real discipline would’ve expelled these scumbags years ago

All I have is a waffle iron that I hardly ever use

What kind of records do you put on for your fungi?

10/10 parody of the West Wing, one of the worst things I’ve ever heard, truly awful

Lol yeah what kind of dumbass liberal would conflate Nazis with white supremacy?

Chuds have the weakest riffs and only know blues scales

Somehow I knew this was Br*tish before I clicked the spoiler

Just to be clear you mean the Economic Freedom Fighters, not the Electronic Frontier Foundation?

Maybe if fucking McDonald’s didn’t cost $10 I’d eat out more

JFC Chipotle is like $20

Also driving to the nearest fast-food place takes like 20 minutes out of my 30 minute lunch break, that’s time I could be watching cute cat videos or reading theory (Garfield comics)

I hope you roll them up in a cardboard tube first

Looks like he’s really enjoying himself

Imagine how many soybeans died to make that burger, and now all their vengeful ghosts are haunting you. Now compare that to a beef burger, which statistically has less than one cow soul attached to it.