Thanks!
That’s the comm I was initially goint to post to, but I couldn’t recall the name…subscribed! and x-posted.

Your wife doesn’t like dick?

Lost in trans, it was…

Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around…

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

Ah, so a technicality, eh…?

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Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

Stalkers.

Yes.

I change accounts far more often now.

Mid 1970s, I was 18 years old and driving a Pepsi delivery truck, fully loaded. Three-on-the-tree transmission and tarps over the truck’s loading bays.
Made a left turn too quickly and too sharply, and dumped 200 cases of cans all over the road.
That was it for my pop delivery career.

It’s all over the news everwhere.
“Seems very faked…”

Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”

I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.

Once would have been enough for me.

It’s a prerequisite.

Canadian Taxpayers Federation work for ya?

ads?

Arizona is weird like that. Sometimes they’re California, the rest of the time they’re Florida.