Self host a SearXNG instance. The results are a lot more genuine – I was truly astonished at the utter lack of SEO enhanced bullshit that it returns.

Twisted Metal [1995]

Costco, Minnesota; 18ct large $5.49

I got the poison

Thanks I hate it.

That was the case that they gave him.

That’s why xtians are perfect in a capitalist society - as long as they pray for absolution and acknowledge the “one true god”, morality plays no part in their decision making.

They can be utter trash humans as long as they are sorry about it afterwards.

The veil is thin though - one of the commandments is that no other god comes before theirs; but they kneel at the altar of the dollar. The entire western world revolves around money, not that christ guy or his works and deeds. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Sales people too.

Don’t need a soul, but can’t go anywhere without a pitch book and work box.

cooked is more appropo

This is the equivalent of spam – “NOW IN REAL LIFE! ™”

Did they illegally park while selling dick pills?

It was closer than I’d care to admit, but no.

The map looks awful, but empty land doesn’t vote.

I’m so happy I was introduced to the 'net in the 90’s - when the mantra was “don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

It’s too bad that fell out of vogue.

As a webdev, can confirm

Definitely entertaining! They re-released the original trilogy when they put out the most recent installment, and there are several communities with walkthroughs and tips/ tricks. About as close to tabletop D&D as you can get, on a linear path of course.

Shit is amazing tho, fr

Belgian beer.

Mic drop

LOAD"*",8,1

Yeah, set it over there, Greaseball.

FF Tactics. But the OG Twisted Metal was the first haha