We drove around until 3 am looking for another all you caneat sea food buffet

What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?

We pretty much went straight home.

Sorry to hear that. I’ve had this one for a few years now and work out in the bush all day and I haven’t had any issues.

Ours had something like that happen on one side of her face. Turned out that there were issues with her teeth…

They wouldn’t do it right anyway

My name is Otto and I like to get bloto

(Not the episode, but that lives rent free in my head any time I see Otto)

Used? Facebook marketplace, craigslist/kijiji (are either of those still a thing?)

Nobody would be stupid enough to fall for this…

And yet…

Good luck

If you’re here, how are you on the TV?

You can get unpowered ones that just run off water pressure and are bolted between the toilet and the toilet seat. They just hook up to the water supply for the toilet itself.

https://www.homedepot.ca/product/brondell-simplespa-essential-bidet-attachment-with-nozzle-control-in-white/1001821744

I have seen others say that youtube channels have their own RSS feeds. Could plug each YouTube channel you want to follow into an RSS app of your choice. Not ideal, but should avoid algorithms

[Matt Damon aging.GIF]

Hey, you know I’m a lot like that guy. Like when I pick my teeth with the mail and stuff.

Well, excuse me for marrying someone who’s company I enjoy. Maybe I should have married someone how would make me miserable, like you…

Wow, mom can fly

I think it’s supposed to signify her decent to madness

Street car named Marge.

Marge is talking in character to prepare for opening night playing Blanche. Lisa chimes in a asks if it would help “… If I talk like this”

I am serious. And don’t call me shirly.

Paywall alternative?