“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

“This message brought to you by Wormbo. Eat corn cream!”

At least they didn’t get into Jordan Peterson lengths… those vids were short!

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

This fuckin’ thumbnail has been staring out from my recommendations for like a week. Now, it’s starting to follow me.

I don’t how metal this really is; i can read those.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

You beat me to it.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

“Fuckin’ fascist!”

Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I’ve worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there’s enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.

Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?

Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.

I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

“Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I’m impressed. You’re an oak.”