The dumb idols of the right wing gods are angry and demand human sacrifice.

What a stupid timeline.

“Yeah, gee, it’d be a real shame if someone came in and messed up your nice place of business here. But you know what? We can protect you from those sorts of lowlifes. We sell, you could say, a type of insurance to protect you against that happening.”

• 355,000 years ago. Article indicates no such findings in recent human history. In case anyone was wondering.

No, no, the black sharpie on the maps clearly indicated encirclement. /s

There are already too many deserving charities for my pocket book. Giving money to an unrepentant Trump voter who got exactly what he voted for gets my sympathy, but not a dime.

Please please please

Last I saw, he moved back to the UK and was struggling to find a job. The sudden, unexpected lack of communication is certainly concerning.

Any idea how to access the pop-up text on a phone?

Officially, no, but I bet they’ve had some choice words about Boeing executives in their private communications, and “stranded” would likely have been the least extreme terminology used.

I mean, has anyone even seen Melania since the inauguration?

BJ and the Bear!

I love this plan.

The Veridian Dynamics commercials alone would justify this show’s existence. Not that it needs it. It stands on its own merits.

I’ve heard it both ways

Wonderfalls

If you ever take the opportunity to watch these 13 episodes, be sure to read the “planned episodes” section afterwards to see how cursed the world is for Fox not having learned their lesson with having cancelled Firefly too soon.

A 20-something Niagara Falls souvenir-shop worker finds her life is changed forever when inanimate animal figures - toys, cartoon images etc. - begin talking to her. Their cryptic messages set into motion a chain of events that invariably lead her into the lives of others.

Where’s the Trump “I did this” stickers like I saw at gas pumps with Biden, anyway? At least this one would have some semblance of truth to it, with the bird flu mismanagement.

• says extremely powerful, offensively wealthy, politically well-positioned buggy industry’s spokesperson.

• Twilight Zone
• MASH
• Malcolm in the Middle

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