There’s nothing more majestic than a galloping herd of wild chaise lounges…

Curse a lot. Think of how google’s AI summary won’t appear if you include the word “fuck” in your search, or how everyone on social media is self-censoring naughty words for fear of The Algorithm. The internet has been carefully curated and manicured to be marketable to every possible demographic, so they can milk data from everyone; from the six year old watching Fortnite videos to the pearl-clutching suburbanites worried about the Gays corrupting their Family Values. Become unmarketable by swearing like a sailor. Make communities with your fellow potty-mouths. Rebel against censorship by saying “fuck” a lot.

The best lesson I learned in chemistry class was to not put a wet beaker on a pre-heated hot plate

Republican?

“Well, the good news is you get to have a disease named after you…”

Yeah I know. Just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Don’t dress for the ride, dress for the slide

Thanks! And I do wear it almost every day, as evidenced by the multiple scratches on the crystal

Yeah, I wish there was a company that made a fully dumb electric car

I’ve been thinking this too. How hard is it to start a car company, I wonder?

Of even if they have nothing bad to say, obsess about it anyways and think they must be lying to not hurt your feelings

Isn’t Artemis a guy? Edit: Nevermind, I was thinking of Apollo

Isn’t that normal? My car’s wiring is grounded to the chassis, and I don’t have my wipers coming on every time I turn on the headlights

A featherless biped

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

The clock strikes five

I start to laugh

I’m taking a shit

On time and a half

The postwar attitude towards food was somewhat different than ours today. Back then, processed food was seen as a technological marvel, a symbol of man’s mastery over nature. Fortified bread meant your kids could get their essential nutrients. Any kind of vegetable could be found in a can - no more reliance on whatever was in season. Everything a housewife could need was pre-packaged, condensed, powdered, canned, or frozen. Processed food was advertised as tastier, healthier, and easier to prepare. Food companies would publish recipes like this, which were basically just “toss a can of this and a can of that together for an easy meal!”

“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security”

You could experiment with astrophotography, maybe try and catch some star trails with it.

Everyone has to slow down so they can point and laugh.

There’s also Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Can’t philosophize if you’re freezing to death.