Got fired from my job as an executioner cuz I kept laughing and fucking around with the bodies.
If the sign says OPEN customers will demand to come in, teenagers saying we’re actually closed but they can’t figure out how to turn off the sign won’t dissuade them.
Heck, the sign being off and the door locked often doesn’t dissuade them, they’ll just yank on the door in the hopes that if they manage to break the lock off we’ll be obligated to assist them.
That I get, but leaving the open sign on after close was potentially letting more customers in and making us all have to stay longer. I assume these teens wanna get home so they can vape and watch videos where heads come out of toilets or chat with older men on Roblox or whatever.
Just seems a weird context to do malicious incompetence, usually maliciously incompetent people suddenly become more competent when competency benefits them.
Yeah that’s def a thing with our new hires.
Like I’ll answer a question they have but they seem paranoid that I gave them the secret fake answer as a test so they ask me it five or six other times. Then I finally go “you passed the test! Here is the actual answer to your question!” And totally don’t get frustrated with them.
Don’t these kids having fucking Sesame Street?
Like I thought fucking Elmo was supposed to explain to you how you can use words to understand the context of things. “Well Cookie Monster the cookies are in the jar that says ‘cookies’ on it!”
Idk I guess they’re all raised on Spiderman Elsa Pregnancy videos.
Working retail I’ve met utterly helpless people of every age, race, class and background. I think this culture just breeds a kind of laziness where people wouldn’t dump a bucket of water on themselves if their own pants were on fire. AI sure as shit ain’t helping.
We really are living in the 60s again aren’t we?
Good thing I always have my trusty halberd on me!
Wtf is going on over there
What if I don’t have a gun on me?
Where can I get anti-emotion drugs?
Based. You live that wine mom life!
I mean I basically drink like a liberal wine mom.
Seriously, a Bota Box, a trashy podcast and a nice bath with some candles is my favorite way to kill a lazy day off.
presuming that everything people say on the internet is a pathetic lie until proven otherwise
I don’t believe you!
Yes they don’t. You’re projecting or something idk.
If you’re that busy eating ice cream maybe you shouldn’t be a mod
Lol yeah but as far as I know nobody does that where I work.
Also like, if I write on a special order form to give this customer 20% off cuz their last delivery was late, idk why you’d think that is a secret trick that you need to verify with me six times.