It’s loss isn’t it…

I ran a stop sign today.

In my company vehicle.

Internal Combustion Engine.

I made a friend in Garry’s Mod back in like, 2006.

We still keep in touch! I have never seen the guy, but we basically grew up together.

I still have this fear!

My local Safeway has a big air grate right where they keep sausage/bacon etc… I literally can’t buy those items because I’m too scared to get close to the grate, I’ll drive across town to a different store to avoid it

One of my buddies has a Stream deck button for it. Absolutely drives everyone bonkers

We did it guys!

Oh boy, don’t get me started on HP…

This sounds like a wkuk episode

Yeah, it’s easier if you lick your hand first. You’ll get used to the taste after a while

Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!

Like the police cars in GTA say on them, “Obey and Survive”

He tows a very large boat to the ocean, and he uses it for hunting, fishing, camping, and getting firewood in the mountains. It’s very bland looking.

He has a smaller car for other stuff, I was just using it so I could move.

Whenever I drive my parents F250 (long bed mega cab) I always park at the back of parking lots. I know I park like an asshole, but at least it’s out of the way.

I heard that “who let the dogs out” by the Baha Men is about ugly girls coming to the club.

I was explaining this to a coworker, and one of my female coworkers were around. After I said it, I looked at her and said “oh my gosh I’m so sorry” because I thought it was inappropriate to say at work.

She took it as I was calling her ugly! (she was though)

Chloroform

Okay, we can all go home now, we found the winner

I was helping my mom shop for a new car, and we discovered she needed the requirement of “physical AC controls”.

Everything is all on the touch screen.