Most disappointing combination imaginable of the words “ham” and “sun”

Basically the space version of how DARE clued me in on what drugs to try

What if we kissed on the gears of capitalism oiled with the blood of the workers 👉👈

“Why would people use drugs?”

“SHUT UP WESLEY!”

Once again Trek predicted the future with Picard’s weed pen

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

Is there nothing this administration won’t take from us?

A balaclava or mask would hide your face better ;)

Cave wins again

Dang if he wouldn’t have done this it could have been an amazing way to unlock some alpha (talking gain$ here)

There is no I in commun’sm

Jacinda Adern’s book was a pretty good read, considering I very very rarely consider reading a politician’s memoir

Dang slain too soon by what many call the “third ball” aka the male G spot dang just everyone remember to get it checked out by a friend or doctor you know?

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

POV anyone suggests an anime to me ever

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

These people are just as thin-skinned in person. It’s fun, try it!

Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places