There’s a great burger joint that I now must abstain from. Bastards.

I’m a waiter, that one Saturday could be 25% of my monthly income. It should be a national holiday

I’d look into graphene or calyx, they’re privacy oriented android roms. the websites have lists of supported devices. I usually get a refurbished pixel a few generations old and use it until it literally falls apart

This was my exact first thought

I’m worried this may take longer than a head of lettuce will allow.

As an american, please don’t enable our crazy fascist cucks by electing your own. You guys deserve better.

I used to be super anti-gun growing up, but here in Arizona and other red States specifically it seems like you’re in a sort of arms race by default. The nutters aren’t giving theirs up so it seems kinda naive not to have your own and know how to use them.

MMW Next Monday “Anyone at pentagon still talking about signalgate unceremoniously relieved of duty” or something to that effect

Nice try, ICE