Every east-midlands train I’ve been on has had to cancel specific seat reservations when I got on anyway. I think they just constantly overbook or something.

Winter lovers ignoring that even the plants think winter is shit enough that literally partially dying is preferable to experiencing it.

Turns out we can solve the unemployment crisis by just creating problems for ourselves! Let’s start throwing eggs at windows to get window cleaners more business.

Funko would drag a lawsuit out for years, but Itch might have the spite to push through it.

I guess the real racism was the enemies we made along the way :)

Union Jack needs a dragon on it. Like, it missed the coolest flag when mixing them all together.

Based Dropout enjoyer.

Wholesome furry vore.

Open world game biomes.

It’s good that people are able to get out of it, though. How’s he doing nowadays?

This reminds me of my mate in primary school answering the fox, chicken, and grain river puzzle by saying “they should all cross on jet skis.”

Now we can all focus on the A-press challenge.

Careful, Elon might try to sue France.

Break her brainstem.

The children yearn for the fields.

Break her kneecaps.

While also setting up the sturdiest traps humanity has ever seen. They didn’t get set off once in thousands of years.

They literally have a ‘cease to exist’ pit.

Guy actually went and gentrified Silent Hill.

Also the fact that he rarely breaks character, even when the mark is asking if he’s fake. Most of the time, if he stays with it, they just start to believe him again. He’s that dedicated to wasting their time.