Bring back brown cars!
Like Wallace and Gromit but instead of cheese it’s biscuits.
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Technology@lemmy.world•The dominoes are falling: motherboard sales down 50% as PC enthusiasts are put off by stinking memory pricesEnglish
2·5 days agoBaby this time
There’s no retreat
There’s no surrender
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Genuine QuestionEnglish
5·7 days agoI got this.
“In the UK, getting rid of a large dead bird (70 kg is huge – more like a turkey or livestock-scale poultry) needs to be done legally because of animal by-product rules. Here are your proper options, from quickest to most appropriate 👇”
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the best Christmas you've ever had?English
2·7 days agoI wanted that one so much.
Last year I found a box full of my old transformers and micromachines. My son and me had great fun playing with them. Sadly the transformers weren’t in good condition.
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Wholesome@reddthat.com•Getting to pay it forward now with my kids is a great feeling. English
17·7 days agoHere I am reading this while I sit on the floor next to my son’s bed as he’s trying to sleep. He’s too excited that he doesn’t want to be alone. I’m so happy for him, and a bit sad that I haven’t felt excitement like that for so long.
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World News@lemmy.world•Boiling lobsters alive to be banned in UK animal cruelty crackdownEnglish
1·7 days agoFreezing is an interesting method. Humans, being warm blooded, have a hard time in the cold. A lot of cold blooded animals just slow down when they get cold. I’ve no idea how it works for lobsters though, would be interesting to know.
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Reddit@lemmy.world•Two accounts on Reddit post 30%-50% of all content on r/conservative on a daily basis except one day when there happened to be a power outage in part of MoscowEnglish
1·9 days agoExactly that. Years ago my town suffered a complete power outage. I lived close to a hospital and therefore on their power grid. I got electricity back but nothing else worked. No mobile phone signal, no internet. I can’t remember if the TV broadcasting was down or not. But I ended up just going to bed. I should have gone for a walk as I never would see the town in such darkness again.
Oh interesting. I wonder if that is why adverts, even in the 90’s, had silly accents.
I was watching some old British adverts a few weeks ago. I thought to myself that I don’t remembering them sounding the way they do. Might be what helped knock my local accent out of me.
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.ukto
World News@quokk.au•Russia preparing to occupy Baltic states by 2027English
3·11 days agoI dunno. Shadow fleets, radiation poisoning, nerve agents. He does sabre rattle but he also likes to send a message. It’s like having a Soprano put in charge.
And from what I have heard on science podcasts, the moon is, and has been, and still will be, moving away from the earth. Making the perfect solar eclipse only for a segment of the earth’s history.
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•gatesway to hellEnglish
5·11 days agoI just found this quote in an interview in 2022.
“I did not like that he had meetings with Jeffrey Epstein, no. I made that clear to him,” she explained, adding that she met with the convicted sex trafficker “exactly one time” because she “wanted to see who this man was.” She continued, “I regretted it the second I walked in the door. He was abhorrent. He was evil personified. My heart breaks for these women.”
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•gatesway to hellEnglish
1·11 days agoGood find! I’ll pass that back to my local conspiracy expert, see what he thinks.
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•gatesway to hellEnglish
9·11 days agoSomebody at work was telling me his conspiracy theories and one was that Gates got divorced around the time Ghislaine Maxwell was being convinced. He reckons Melinda Gates found some horrible truths.
Absolutely no way or knowing one way or the other but it was an interesting theory.
Is this like the “queens voice” people used to put on when they answered the phone in the pre-mobile times? We used to laugh at my mum and dad for putting on a posh accent when answering the phone. I’m not aware of people doing that these days but perhaps they do
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic.English
2·11 days agoI wonder if there were two buttons, one for the shock, and another which gives them something more rewarding. I wonder how fast or slow they give up on the more rewarding response because that too becomes boring. I suppose like a song that sounds great at first but you hate it after x times
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic.English
41·12 days agoVegetables are trying to kill us so we won’t eat them
Yeah the flu is nasty business. I few years back I was pretty much in bed solid for 2 weeks. When I thought I was ok to walk outside my heart rate picked up, sweating, tired and short breath. Back inside I went.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•It just doesn't have snowEnglish
1·14 days agoHello fellow rain lover in the UK. I like the rain, and the dark. Walking in the rain on a winter evening is as good as it gets. It’s best when there’s no wind and the sound of the rain changes depending on what it’s falling on. That moment when I move from next to a lake to some trees (as an example) is amazing sound transition.



I haven’t seen that painting in years. I just had a look again to cheer me up. It is very funny!