Of course. How else will we prevent future aviation disasters?

You mean to tell me that I DON’T need an AI-powered faucet?

Reminds me of that All In The Family episode where Archie Bunker gets pissed after church because the sermon was “socialist propaganda.”

And I suspect that the number of shows/films they have in their library is inversely proportional to the cost.

Source: Former Netflix member who cut the cord in 2022.

Anyone who doesn’t enjoy music shouldn’t be making music.

And anyone who thinks that it’s impossible to enjoy making music should have nothing to do with any sort of music business. In an ideal world, anyway.

Capitalism, everyone!

“The system needs to function better,” says the figurehead of a completely unnecessary middleman.

“Make America Great Leap Forward Again”

And it won’t just affect NC:

The race has national significance because Riggs’ victory would give Democrats a shot at retaking the court’s majority after 2028. That would allow them to oversee the state’s redistricting process in 2031. That is particularly consequential because the current majority on the court upheld heavily gerrymandered maps drawn by the Republican-controlled state legislature that allowed Republicans to pick up three US House seats in November—just enough to maintain control of the chamber and ensure one-party rule in DC.

I drove once in NYC. Never again. I’d gladly walk 3x that distance to avoid having to use a car. Or, ya know, use (gasp) public transportation.

Ironic. He could save others from losing their jobs to immigrants…but not himself.

The Tin Man’s heart shrunk three sizes that day.

AMA request: Someone who genuinely believes that Trump’s cabinet will be anti-Wall Street.

Introducing the latest Peanuts special: “Be Careful What You Wish For, Charlie Brown.”

So, what does this all mean for us? It means we have even less time to get our act together. Reducing emissions isn’t just a good idea — it’s crucial.

Our planet’s systems are interconnected in ways we’re only beginning to understand. If we want to keep things from getting worse, we need to act now. Every little bit counts, and the clock is ticking.

In other words…we’re fucked.

How many Scaramuccis was that?

Will they teach the virtues of feeding the poor, clothing the naked, and welcoming strangers? Of course not!

Nancy learns why government regulations can be a good thing.

Beautiful.

That’s been me for the past several months, really.

Extremely stable geniuses.