Encode you message as the second letter in ever word. “Coded message” could be: “actually, your odd text added small fears as ester calls, egg deficiencies…”

In prison, you’d have plenty of time to choose more natural sounding words.

Porque no los dos?

Don’t deport me.

He’ll be pardoned

So… they weaponized the justice department. Of course they did.

They’re fucking morons.

It’s odd though. The it guy at the company I work for is a trump fan, and he’s not stupid. I don’t understand this world anymore.

I retreat into my own world now.

What a stoopid article

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.

As they say in Greece, when the cats away the mouse will dance.

I’m a democrat. I think Biden is great. He’s done an amazing job, and I think his wins will continue.

The longer he’s a politician, the better. He gets good shot done.

Totally logical and reasonable. I doubt it will ever happen, but it would be amazing.

Because if he doesn’t, trumps people will chant “chicken!” And make bwak bwak noises. Powerful argument there.

Every article fits trump perfectly. It’s ALWAYS projection.

In my dreams, we have a flat tax of 30% over all income beyond 40k per year.

And wouldn’t it be neat if, on the tax return form, there was question:

Where would you like your tax dollars to go: • education • military • foreign aid • welfare programs • don’t care, equally distributed

What a ridiculous gavel. Emblematic of a party that thinks the only way to power it through brute force. The part of the strong man.

I trust the NSA a lot more than, for example, the Koch brothers, or some nameless billionaire none of us have heard of.

I rich dick can do more damage than a bunch of government employees. Giant conspiracies just don’t exist.

One in five of any sufficiently large population will be gullible morons.

If it’s pitch black, I look super sexy. My character is sexy.

Lemmy is the Nicolette of reddit