You should look up Graydon Carter. But the tldr version, he’s a reporter who commented on Trumps baby hands, mentioned it waaaaay back in 1988, Trump would send him photos or pictures of his hands from magazines…for almost 30 years.

Rogue was rough at applying rouge

You have a higher chance of winning the lottery than a Trumpanzee listening to a trans woman.

No one can predict a freak gasoline accident!

I remember going to friends places for sleepovers, we would all go down to the video rental and pick one movie each, then pick up takeaway on the way home. We’d stay up all night watching each video and pigging out on food

I don’t know if I’d call her a ‘celebrity’

She was in “American Pie, the book of love.” The 9th movie in the Pie series and direct to dvd.

Though she’s getting a lot of attention now, and if hawk tuah girl can become a millionaire off a sloppy bj, good luck to Jasmine!

Oh they have names, they’re just unspeakable by human tongue.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

On my settings screen I have a search bar at the top

I’m on an ASUS and it didn’t appear in my app list, but when I searched in my settings list it did. So maybe it’s something similar for you.

It didn’t appear in my apps list so I thought it wasn’t installed. But when I searched for the app name it appears. So be aware.

If your erection lasts longer than 400 years please seek medical attention

He’ll ruin the gov country like he ruined X Twitter

FTFTFY

Every time you eat something, some food getd stuck in your teeth and you can’t get it out for hours.

Washing dishes, the cloth is always dirty

Every time you undo your seatbelt, the belf doesn’t retract properly and you have to fiddle with it for ages, if you try getting out of the car you just get tangled in it

If you haven’t seen it, District 9 is a good non-standard ‘invasion’ movie

To this day we still question how could the Germans watch Hitler and the Nazis come to power. Well we’re learning how, in real time.

Hugo Boss is still around, I’m sure they would be willing to reprise their previous role 👍🏻

South China sea and Taiwan lookin mighty tasty right now.

I’m happy someone else thought of the same vid!

Modern day problems require modern day solutions

Yes, however you see the issue here is that you have an IQ higher than room temperature water, and muskrat does not.