There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

The Rock can’t lose. It’s in his contract.

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

Lemmy is God

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.
James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Springtime for Hitler

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

We are not amused

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.