Yea that’s my guess that it was all . He knew how the US military (and possibly the Ukrainian military) treated wounded prisoners (how many times has it come out that US/allied troops have executed wounded prisoners because it’s faster/easier that taking them prisoner) and figured he’d “go out on his own terms”.

I am convinced that fascists have the Death Drive, they long for the void and their only goal in life is to bring as many people with them as possible.

This is also close?

The news bingo does specify two new plagues…

I’m just a Trevor Moore fan, no need to look further into it

In America they still suffer from Victorian diseases because simple medical care is reserved for the wealthy and privileged

Jesus Christ this fucking article

another American without military experience, whose family requested to be identified only by his callsign ‘Gunther,’

Adventurist dipshit with a dogwhistle call sign, how surprising

Ford told his commanders on the radio they would abort the mission but was instructed to continue and that no evacuation was possible for another day, Redneck said.

American war tourist: “Oh shit war is dangerous when they can shoot back, get me out of here!”

Ukrainian officer: “lol. Lmao.”

“He knew we weren’t going to make it through another attack,” said Redneck of Ford, “so he started asking me to kill him so he wouldn’t be captured.”

Fucking death cult shit, I don’t know how else to put it

“He went really quiet,” said Redneck of Ford. “A couple minutes later, (he) called me over and said he had loosened his tourniquets.” Redneck said he reapplied them, but Ford had lost too much blood.

Dude really chose dying over maybe getting captured

The last really intelligible thing he said was, ‘never let it be said that the bastards killed me.’”

They did though. You wanted to play war tourist and you got blown to shit by “the bastards”

Redneck, speaking from the United States,

Fucking lol there it is, things got a little too hot when he couldn’t UberEats his McDonalds to the front lines so he ran home

The rest of the article is just kinda sad, these brainwashed parents trying to convince themselves their sons died for a good reason (“freedom”) and definitely weren’t just used as cannon fodder by a corrupt regime.

Remember when Seth Green was going to have a tv based off his BoredApe?

Last I heard he got scammed and lost it lol

Yes. You should be legally obligated to house troops in your home and provide them with all the chewing tobacco, energy drinks, and crayons they need to defend your freedoms.

It really looks like it was running on cartoon physics and ran out of fuel mid-air lmao

I’d respect the stolen valor guys more tbh, if some dude came in with a medal stack covering his whole chest claiming to be the first SEAL-Ranger-DELTAforce-Spaceforce Commando I’d give him anything he wanted.

“oh darn, looks like we’re fresh out, best I can do is spit in your food while you can’t see”

It’s the same strategy they did for covid, can’t have bad results if you just stop testing

New idea: conscript all fetuses at the moment of conception and then use the 3rd amendment to prevent them from being housed in your domicile

I love turning down people that try to claim military discounts at my job. They always try to get me to double-check/give them a discount anyway (I couldn’t even if I wanted to). Not one has said “oh ok nevermind”

That guys dad must be having a great time

100% he got dragged to a pick-your-own-berries farm as a kid and is now claiming that makes him understand agricultural child labor

The country with multiple monuments celebrating Nazis that applauded a waffen SS murderer in parliament has a Holocaust denial problem‽

how could this have happened?

American Lite here, I’ll check when I go to the store later, I’m curious how it compares to down south

Local eggs and a nickname? That’s a win-win right there!

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No war but class war