I rather not give people money by merit of the colour of their skin, though. Fuck me, right?

You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s

The booziest of diets!

Meh, I like this better.

And while you’re at it, you should also try this:

Ah yes, the pufferfish method.

The image actually comes from an eye contact practise video

I don’t know if it actually works or not. But I heard that looking between someone’s eyes or slightly upon their forehead also helps.

I look like this…

Do I sound like a handsome alien, at least?

Yeah

Alright, I’ll be right back.

Edit: They all just told me to take it off. Very unhelpful.

https://youtu.be/5w3cYtJekpw

Here, I’ll do you one better.

Well… where do I find the most qualified social media then??

I’m thinking more like this.

There’s no secret handshake or look. Talk to them.

Oh absolutely, I’m just looking to make a spark (like making eye contact) and let my social skills be the fuel. Or not, if she’s not interested.

Fair enough, what Linux command do you use to make eye contact?

lmao!

What do you mean by this, exactly?

No, fuck you.

I said it before, I’ll say it again. This is why Lemmy deserves to remain a niche.

Edit: Fuck Communism and Capitalism, respectfully.