I once stumbled across one of Dan Hentschel’s YouTube shorts entitled “How to Get a Person With ADHD to Do Something” (massive CW if you search that up) and while I get that it was just a joke, I started tearing up and felt like an anxiety attack was coming on because it sounded so much like a conversation with my spouse.

Not since Dukakis, at any rate. Or Mondale. Or McGovern.

I mean, have you seen Caveman (1981)?

Depends, is it a “bring your own fertilizer” kind of shindig?

During the horny-roast, there must be a remembrance of Stalin.

The friends we made along the way.

Ah, fuck me, you’re right; the version I always heard was that the stave churches were from before Catholicism spread to Norway. I didn’t realize they were mostly medieval construction. And yeah, I grew up Catholic and fucking hated that evangelicals thought that meant I wasn’t “Christian.”

Tim Walz is standing by

AmeriKKKan evangelicals are a cancer. Few things aggravate me more than the fact that when Norwegian black metal musicians decided to start burning down churches, they stayed in Norway and torched old pre-Christian “heathen” churches built by Norse pagans. If they could have just come over to the US, they could have had a grand old time with some of the evangelical megachurches out here, many of which aren’t built or wired up to code because in spite of somehow being able to afford $2M in real estate, the clergy are still penny-pinching chodes.

The problem with capitalism is that you eventually run out of Satan’s dinosaur bones

Apparently listing any sort of policy positions on your campaign website must cost at least $1.6 billion.

It really is surprising that Chevrolet beat Ford to the punch on the SuperSport trim line name

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Am I a joke to you?

I know I say this like every time it’s brought up, but I will reiterate yet again: FF13 is the ideal JRPG to play while drunk. The out-of-combat mechanics are “Hallway Simulator 2009.” The in-combat mechanics are “mash these three buttons in this sequence, unless it’s this slightly more annoying type of encounter, then use this other sequence instead.” The rest of it is forgettable cutscenes where Snow yells a lot over his shitty nu-metal leitmotif. Some people drink to forget; if you’re playing FF13, you drink to not remember in the first place, and it’s a better experience for it.

Yup, this mechanic is EXACTLY what killed FF9 for me. I’ll probably get around to finishing it one of these days, but I’m not going to be happy about it.

Summoning coffee slaves with a bourgeois phone app is “bad vibes”

Form a biker gang called Heck’s Bears

And they’re all twinks

Unlimited brigading on the First World’s social media sites