Lol! This got a laugh out of me

I need to put a lock on my chicken coup at this rate.

March 5th I believe

Ah, so the super villan made it into the treasurery and James Bond is dead on the floor? Fantastic.

A few of them, we are still friends, and they did find their own success, but most of them I have no idea what happened after I moved away. A lot of these friendships were born of necessity and only surface level.

At night on walks!? We are talking about the dangers of walking alone at night. Are 13 year old boys afriad to walk in the park because they will get jumped by pedophiles of the opposite gender?

It is good advice if you can save the money. One of the things I learned when I was desperately poor is you must lean on your community of other poor poeple. Trading favors is how we survived. If my friend didn’t have enough for food we fed them. We worked on each other’s cars. We had to live close to each other because we didn’t have gas money or reliable transportation. It sucked.

Now that I have escaped the poverty trap and have an emergency fund, it’s like I’ve activated a cheat code. Everything it easier when you have immediate money.

That is a full litter! No wonder mom is exhausted.

I have a friend in DC and she frantically started texting me right after this happened. Such a lose of life, all those young kids coming back from a skating event dead, and for what, so Trump can wave his tiny fat peen around pretending he did something worthwhile. Good god I think I need off this ride, gonna be a long four years.

They already have in my area. My husband took the training and they told him not to have it visible in his car or bags. Hide it until you need it.

Agreed, I wish people built better instead of just slapping AC over the problem.

Problem is, I moved somewhere cold so I wouldn’t have to run the AC, and now summers here are just as hot as they were where I grew up. I can’t take the heat but it seems to be following me wherever I go.

Starlink is the only thing that works at my house. It is amazing. The difference between the less than dial up speeds of Hugesnet and the damn near Comcast high speed that is Starlink. It’s the only way I can view the internet as more than just text blocks.

Could never pick a lock either. I quit because I couldn’t hit anything with a bow and that noble guy made fun of me.

My cats. They want things and as soon as they know I am awake they will come get me up. Unlike an alarm clock they have zero snooze.

I never liked his books. Just kept trying and trying to get into them, seemed like everyone was reading Sandman and American gods and I was just struggling to finish Neverwhere. Like there was something just…wrong about it. Now I’m thinking I saw something under those words he wrote. Something I didn’t like.

Lol! He keeps looking around like, anyone going to help me!!???

Yep, these bigger breeds of geese are a lot calmer, but the smaller breeds can be real Aholes. Although I think wild geese are definitely the worst.

Like a dog? No. Like an late stage alcoholic whose melting into his cheap suit? Yes.

Welcome to Denver, here is our gigantic evil murder horse!