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Once it’s set up if I type a ! and ? right next to each other it becomes ‽

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This is seriously good advice. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. Muscle memory may well save you or some one else’s life one day

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I mean Sisko kind of does when he describes how the Bell riots have to take place before we unite as a planet and join the Federation

That seems entirely possible. For all we know these ghouls in the GOP are actually the Loom in human form just consuming all the life in this dead end timeline. We need a Crusher

The timeline where Gore won the election he actually did win then handed the reins to Bernie has warp travel and human/alien babies by now.

I was gonna say “hope the pilots have car wash mode on” but I don’t wish them ill, not their fault there’s a giant turd waddling around the 747

He’s a Canadian who fucked off to Mexico while his Texan constituents were freezing to death…and they KEEP FUCKING VOTING FOR THE R

Does Carrot have a beard though?

Bortles!

Jk I’m a Niners fan and I know this is the bad place

Have none of you any empathy? What about the feelings of this cop who had to shoot one of his brothers because the cameras were on, did you think about that?

If you can do the duck walk and take the peanut butter shot, what’s another vaccine in the line of needles? Saying no means you can go work at Walmart instead

My grandfather was antifa and so am I. The 1911 is a solid choice for nazis.

And even after all that and tent cities, he ran for office again. Didn’t win but the fact he was even allowed to try again is a major flaw in the system

Still mad at Netflix for that one and Santa Clarita Diet

Basically the federal version of the hospital security guard. They look like regular cops but with a fed badge.

Tbh I’m a bit surprised no one has carved it up for pre nuke steel

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