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I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren’t allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn’t be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔
White with a hint of slumlord
You: sees poop comic in your feed
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much
14·6 days agoMaybe we’d finally do a full metric switch instead of this bullshit 80% effort
8·6 days agoBoiling/freezing depends on pressure as well as temperature, I think water would actually turn into steam if sprayed into space. There’s a story of a spacesuit technician being accidentally exposed to a vacuum and he says his last memory is feeling the saliva bubble on his tongue.
Recipe looks like what we call red salt in the UK
Because there’s an after-after life as well
The path of the righteous Lemmy is beset on both sides by the inequities of the Republicans and the tyranny of Elon Musk
Oeuf is French for egg. “Un oeuf” sounds like “enough”
We have some like that in England, for example a Frenchman only ever carries one egg because an egg is un oeuf
2·17 days agoThat would be Blackburn Rovers but that’ll get you beaten up by ME!
In all seriousness you’ll be fine either way. I do recommend a match, it’s a different experience to American sports and it’ll be a useful small talk opportunity. Otherwise you’ll have to talk about the weather all the time.
Welcome! Do you have a football team already or are you going to support Bastard Rovers?
Did they not love you before you got married? Only thing that changed for me was -£10k
72·20 days agoWhy? Not enough sugar?
What a sap